Who really wants to be old? We imagine once we hit our fifties, still paying into tuition to get our kids drunk on the weekend, wishing our bloated spouses would at least try to get fit, and spending a good chunk of our free time cleaning up cat shit… Wait, that sounds awful. But we are Americans, we don’t know how to do “being old” right. These countries do, apparently.
Top 10 Countries with the Highest Life Expectancy
1. Andorra: 83.51 Years
2. Macau: 82.19 Years
3. San Marino: 81.71 Years (tied)
4. Singapore: 81.71 Years (tied)
5. Hong Kong: 81.59 Years
6. Japan: 81.25 Years
7. Sweden: 80.51 Years (tied)
8. Switzerland: 80.51 (tied)
9. Australia: 80.50 Years
10. Guernsey: 80.42 Years
Pssh, joke’s on them. Who wants to be 80 years old? Ke$ha don’t.