- Hey, Megan Fox is in Brazil! And it’s carnival time! And she’s taking off her shirt! And it’s just a trick for a commercial for a Brazilian beer named Brahma. But it really is coming up on carnival time in Brazil, so maybe Megan will actually be there and take off her shirt for real this time. Or that could just be the Brahma talking.
- There’s one more tourist trap in Las Vegas, with Katy Perry stopping by the Madame Tussauds Museum to pose with her new wax likeness. It’s not a particularly great likeness, but Madame Tussauds has certainly done worse. They went with the Katy statue wearing the Hershey’s Kiss bikini, too. That was smart. We’re still not sure if this Vegas one is as good as the Katy Perry likeness at Madame Tussauds in Vienna, Austria, but we’ll let you know.
- Rick Ross is in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Actually, that might not be right. If we were Rick Ross, we’d have gotten the heck out of Fort Lauderdale by now. After all, the rotund rapper had people shooting at his Rolls Royce last night. We like Fort Lauderdale, but, hey, we know when we’re not welcome. Here’s a video report, in case you still need to catch up on how (and probably why) Rick almost became the next Tupac…