Where have all the bad boys gone? According to this infographic, they’re traveling far and wide to ingest illicit substances and watch foreign ladies do wacky things with their genitalia.
Some of the activities on this list of scandalous destinations frequented by barbarian bros are a little too risqué even for me — for instance, I don’t think I’d be able to hold down my taquitos during a donkey show in Tijuana. That being said, I’m definitely at a point in my life where I would much rather black out on a lazy river in Laos than gag on the wholesomeness of Disneyland. If you can relate, check out the debauched destinations below and be sure to schedule a pre-departure doctor’s appointment for any necessary shots (or swabs):